Ed’s online origin story is Full Of Shit.

ED CHOI’S ORIGIN STORY. BRO, WHAT?

So Ed Choi says he’s the secret son of some rich Korean chaebol family.

Bro. Seriously?

And why the fuck should anyone believe this?

Where’s the proof? Names? Documents? Someone in Korea who can actually back this up?

Anyone?

Nah. Just a watch from a funeral and some name he kinda remembers.

BRO, THAT’S NOT PROOF. THAT’S A STORY.

Who’s even buying this in Korea? Where’s the actual confirmation?

And somehow we’re supposed to feel bad for him.

Poor Ed. Secret rich family. Tragic backstory. Everyone’s against him.

Give me a fucking break.

You can’t tell some wild-ass story online and expect everyone to just believe it.

If it’s true, show the receipts.

Until then, it’s just another claim nobody has to take at face value.

TRUST ME BRO ISN’T EVIDENCE.

Seriously, Ed. Come on.