Why is All of Ed’s Proof “TRUST ME BRO”

My Daddy’s a Chaebol

    Trust me bro

I’m an expert on Anime

    Trust me bro

I speak for victims

    Trust me bro

You’re dumb and I’m right

    Trust me bro

Give me your money I’m not scamming

    Trust me bro

These people suck

    Trust me bro

They’re fucking liars

    Trust me bro

I’m the victim here

    Trust me bro

They’re the bully

    Trust me bro

The FBI are after me

    Trust me bro

I can’t show receipts

    Trust me bro

I actually have friends

    Trust me bro

I didn’t doxx anyone

    Trust me bro

I never make mistakes

    Trust me bro

Everyone else is a fucking fascist

    Trust me bro

I’m emotionally mature

    FUCK OFF TRUST ME BRO

Saying shit loudly and repeating it doesn’t make it true.

Using the same ass tactics as Trump gives you less credibility than my left nut.